neshamama:

past few years it’s like i don’t know how old i am or when anything has taken place




kleefkruid:

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes




anistarrose:

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years




thefiresontheheight:

riotouseaterofflesh:

gaylor-moon:

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i love how the line on the girl’s ass stops where it’s covered by her bag, like hello brainpoison regressing you past baby-level object permanence

Obviously horrible but also love the idea of someone going around being like: “every day I see men with luscious ass-cheeks, just, serious cake. And their eyes….so soft…soulful. Pretty. Anyway this is the libs fault for the men and their….their pretty eyes…”




I’ve been officially allowed to start walking again on my previously broken ankle which is truly a thrill!




zombeesknees:

robotmango:

ardatli:

actualmermaid:

What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

I see no lies here. 

what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:

- more women friends in the gang

- painkillers

- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives

#once again: no lies detected




fearthefuzzy:

penguinsweaters:

afeelgoodblog:

Murphy, a rescued bald eagle who is known for fiercely protecting a rock he considers his egg, will be getting the opportunity to become a father to an orphaned chick ❤️

Previously Murphy was the eagle known for:

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so ive seen this go around twice or so in the past week without and update, and…

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(Donation Link on their FB Page)




myjurassicisparked:

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“This is my comfort movie,” she says as the T. rex terrorizes children trapped in a vehicle.




ethanmaldridge:

Hey you.




guooey:

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro


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